Martha Stuart is crazy.
Do you know what she did on her show today?
She dumped ELMERS GLUE all over an arm chair and covered it with gold glitter.
Martha Stuart GLITTERED a fucking ARM CHAIR. - She even pipped it with bronze glitter.
She also glittered a trash can.
But it gets better.
Do you KNOW who helped her glitter this arm chair?
Orlando Jones and Rob Estes from the new crime drama The Evidence.
Oh, it was hilarious. Best TV I've seen in a loooooong time.