Ya Know What I Wish I Could Do?
I wish I could reply to spam.
No, really! I do!
Like, today I recieved a spam letter that had the headline "WE CURE ANY DISEASE!"
I wanted to to reply with:
"GREAT! Cos, this ebola is getting to be a real pain in my ass!"
Another spam said, "BE THE BIGGEST OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS!"
I wanted to reply with:
"Oh, but I already am!"
C'est la vie.