Monday, May 15, 2006

i was thinking about how i wanna give up boys for a while ...

and i thought, it would be like giving up meat (wink wink) and becoming a vegitarian, right?

i'd be a boyitarian.

but then i thought, that's not right, coz if you give up meat, you aren't a meatitarian, you are a VEGitarian.

i'd be a singletarian!

and then it hit me.

if i truly, TRULY gave up boys ... i'd be a

lesbian.

thus is the cycle of thought i go through pretty much every damn day of my life ... and why i'm a singletarian, not by choice, but by circumstance.

i got stuck in an automatic round-a-bout door today

i did!

i was at the doctors office and there was a couple walking out of the automatic round about door, so i snuck in as they were leaving and the sensor never registered that i was there, so it just stopped ... with me stuck inside.

it took a couple mins for someone to realize i was stuck.

then, on my way out, i couldn't get the damn round-a-bout door to work again ...

... i'm too short for the sensor to see me.

i had to use a manual door that is almost too heavy for me to open ... which is why i went to the round-a-bout doors in the first place.

god, ya know, sometimes it sucks being small.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

i need to learn how to play the guitar